Do you watch the quiz show, Pointless, weekdays on BBC 1 at 5.15 p.m? Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes, and how you get to appear on it?
I love this show, and I’ve always thought I’d like to take part. Not that I’m a perennial TV quiz addict, far from it, but there’s something about this one that really hooks me. Also, I think Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman are staggeringly brilliant and funny, and I really wanted to meet them!
So I downloaded the entry form, all 12 pages of it, and asked my oldest friend Christine if she would enter with me as a pair. Sent it off on a Tuesday, and got the call from Pointless two days later, asking us if we would go for an audition!
Off we went to our audition, along with 6 other pairs, to a conference room in a London hotel. There, we had to fill in another form and complete a general knowledge paper. Blimey, I thought, I’m not applying for the position of chairman of ICI, it’s just a TV quiz show. But apparently they are inundated with entries, and only take 1 in 30 of the pairs that apply. This was followed by a mini-game of Pointless with the production team, and then individual interviews on camera.
By the time we left, we were all fired up with enthusiasm and very keen to be chosen to be on the show. 2 weeks later we had the email – we’d been shortlisted! And a few weeks after that – yes, yes, the phone call, we’re going to be on the show, yippee!
And the rules and regulations! We had to take 5 different outfits so that Wardrobe could decide what looked best on screen, and were told to turn up with no make-up on at all, because that would be done by their make-up artists. Yikes! I said that Joan Collins does her own make-up, why couldn’t I, but apparently they won’t let you. Here are my before and after make-up shots.
We spent the first day hanging around in the green room, awaiting our turn, which depended on which pair got eliminated when. As it turned out, we wouldn’t be on until the next day, so we were packed off to spend the night at a nearby hotel. We were a strange mixture of excited, mentally exhausted, and scared stiff of making idiots of ourselves by freezing in front of the cameras the next day. Did we have an early night after a light dinner with no alcohol? Alas no, dear reader, we were drinking in the bar with a couple of other contestants (identical twins from Glasgow – well done for winning the jackpot, Brendan and Paddy!) but still managed to get ourselves to bed at a fairly sensible time.
The next day we were told we were on first, and then taken to have a look at the studio before the audience came in. Very exciting to stand on the podiums and see the score tower and the question board. They let us take a few photos, and here is the (regrettably blurry, but taken with a cheap camera phone in a hurry) one of me sitting at Richard’s desk!
By this time we were just gagging to get on with it. Alexander and Richard came over and introduced themselves, and a more charming, well-mannered pair of blokes you could not wish to meet.
I must tell you, it’s all very well sitting on the sofa and shouting answers at the TV screen, but when you’re actually on the show, with the cameras, production crew and audience all around you, and knowing that this is going to be televised nationwide, it’s very hard not to get complete brain freeze! My mental processes went like this: ‘I can only think of one answer, at least I think it’s right, what will I do if someone says it before me, OMG, Alexander’s coming to me next, what if I say something stupid like Blackadder sticking a pencil up his nose and saying ‘Wibble’, I can’t remember anyone who ever starred in any film ever, what’s a film, what’s my name, I don’t like what I’m wearing, do I look like a rabbit caught in the headlights, I bet this make-up makes me look like a drag queen, whose stupid idea was this anyway?’
Christine and I were reasonably pleased with our performance, and we felt we acquitted ourselves well, as we got through to the head to head on our second show. Alas, no coveted Pointless trophy for us, we just missed out on the final! I’m so glad we did it, it was such fun.
Oooh, yes. Let us know! I love Pointless. Will be great to see you on it!
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It was such fun – when I got going, of course, terrifying at first!
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I think you have to be really clever to go on that show. Did you ever see the episode of ‘not going out’ when they went on pointless? Hilarious!
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Well done for seeing it through to the end, as you say is much easier shouting at the TV from home when you aren’t in the spotlight. Looking forward to watching.
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So hard when you’re on it, I was terrified at first!
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Well done – I too love that show – and am always disappointed contestants don’t seem to want to pick the literary categories for the jackpot!
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Aha – not allowed to reveal details, as I said, but wait and see!
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Me too! I always want them to pick bookish categories. Quite like film and history.
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Oooh…can’t wait to see you post about when it’s on – big fan of Pointless 🙂
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It’s fab, isn’t it!
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Brilliant!! How exciting for you, I can’t wait to see the show 🙂
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Cheers, it was a blast!
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Really looking forward to seeing this, Julia.
What a fantastic behind-the-scenes peek. Five different outfits?!
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I know! Then they picked one I didn’t like so much, my fault for bringing it!
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Reblogged this on Barrow Blogs: and commented:
A great insight to a TV show
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Oh, well done – and how brave of you both. Great insight to behind the scenes, Julia. Looking forward to seeing the show
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Thank you, it was such fun, and thank you for reblogging this too.
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How exciting! I haven’t watched it for a while but will try and watch this one.
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Cheers, I love it, was hooked before I was ever on it!
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I’m going to have to show my other half this – he loves it! He keeps nagging for us to apply but I’m like, No! I’d need to lose weight first. I’m actually okay at quizzes, and he’s good at football and other sports. It’s REALLY hard to win the jackpot though. That’s my main incentive; basically I think he just wants to be on telly! We will look out for your episode.
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Ha ha, Crimeworm, that is the thing that would make me say no, too – I’m not thin enough! 20 years ago I appeared on a long forgotten BBC2 show called Today’s the Day with Martyn Lewis (I went on with my mother), and to this day I haven’t seen myself on it – I wouldn’t watch it at the time in case I looked fat and ugly on it, in which case I would have to kill myself at the thought of all those people seeing me!!!
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It’s the thought of the WHOLE COUNTRY saying, “She needs to lose weight, definitely” that puts me off! Can you imagine? The mortification! And Mr C is crap at anything bar sport. He thinks I’m great at it, but, as Julia says, the mind has a tendency to go blank in certain situations! I don’t make a habit of watching Countdown, but that clock noise is really distracting! As would all the lights, crew etc be on Pointless.
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I wonder what it’ll be like to see myself on camera but too late now, I’ll find out soon enough!
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Well, it’s done now, and I’ll see exactly how much I really do resemble the Widow Twankey when the show airs!
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Really it’s just luck – as we found out, but enormous fun all the same.
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My favourite programme! Really looking forward to seeing your performance.
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Thanks, Elizabeth! I’m looking forward to reliving it, but it won’t be for some months yet. When I can repost the blog and bask a bit, I suppose!
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ps, J, I love the ‘I can’t remember anyone who starred in any film ever’!!!!! Pics are great, and I bow with respect re the SLEEVELESS orange dress! You look very think and Joan-ish in the ‘after’ make-up shot!
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Cheers, Tel! Sleeveless dress wasn’t worn on show, Wardrobe didn’t pick it!
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Love the show but I get brain freeze at home when watching so I don’t think I’ll be following in your footsteps….can’t wait to see it!
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It was such fun; scary, but when we got into our stride we didn’t want to leave!
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Proud of you!
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Thank you, that’s very kind of you to say so.
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Fascinating to hear what it’s like to be a contestant! I was in the audience with my wife for one show and were treated like sheep. We were told when and how to laugh, cheer and clap, and Alexander didn’t acknowledge us once. But then he’s playing to the camera and the home audience, not the one in the studio!. Having said that, it was great fun and we actually saw ourselves on the screen for a fleeting second when it was aired.
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Oh, it was great fun, as you can see from my article – thanks for your comment, interesting to hear what it’s like from the audience point of view.
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I am one of those who NEVER watch this…. but noow I am going to break the habits of a lifetime…
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Oh go on, it’s fab!
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Great news, Julia….if you’re half as good on tv as you are at proofreading, you’ll be brilliant!
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Thank you, Marilyn, you made my day!
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I agree! Well done Julia and can’t wait to watch it!
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Thank you, it was brilliant, and it’ll be on in a few months, will advise
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I love Pointless – we rarely miss an episode in our household. Looking forward to seeing you!
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Thank you, Wendy. It won’t be on for a few months, but I shall of course be shouting all over Twitter when it’s on. (I’m typing this whilst watching Pointless!)
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Well done, Julia. Unfortunately, I only have a face for radio!
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Too modest, Gary!
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Brilliant and very well done, Julia. I watch Pointless and will look out for you!
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Thank you! It won’t be until the spring that it’s aired, but I shall be blabbing about it, you’ll hear when I know the transmission date!
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Oh great. Looking forward to watching you on tv. Well done.
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Thank you!
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Love this show, I bet you were brilliant, clever and gorgeous at the same time, and I big hit with the presenters I shouldn’t wonder. Really looking forward to seeing it! X
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Thank you for your kind words – I dunno though, they say TV adds 10lbs, and I’m still convinced I looked like a rabbit in the headlights!
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I’ve always wondered why, in a team of two, once you’ve chosen who goes first, you then have to choose who goes second.
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Wow, Julia! TT has been announcing this from the rooftops, so I had to come and see. I am ashamed to say I missed this post when you originally did it, so I’m late, but I do have a question. Why is it so long before they screen the episodes? You must have the patience of a saint after waiting all these months for it to go out! I wish I could see it, but I don’t have a TV and the Beeb don’t let us watch programmes online here.
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PS, will you let us know the results afterwards? I’ll bet you look wonderful!
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Thank you for your kind remarks, and I really hope I do look wonderful, but fear that may be the triumph of optimism over experience! In answer to your question, they tape 4 episodes every day, Monday to Friday, over 3 months so that they have enough for the autumn schedules. Then you just have to wait for yours to be on, but to be fair they do let us know when our episodes will be. Laters, Val!
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I became addicted to Pointless when I was in the UK last year. How fantastic to actually go on the show. It’s something I miss watching now I’m back in Canada, and I’m quite disappointed I’ll miss your episodes!
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Thank you! It’s fab, isn’t it. Richard and Alexander are such lovely people, and I enjoyed it very much. Sorry you can’t get BBC iPlayer.
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So now you’re gonna be a TV star 🙂 ! (Paul)
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Great to hear from a contestants point of view! I went to see a recording last month which was great fun 🙂
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It was a blast, we enjoyed ourselves so much. In fact, we wish we could do it again!
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My husband’s an avid fan of “Pointless” and watched both nights. I saw the second night and thought you did extremely well. There was no “Wibbling” at all – you didn’t even look phased by the questions. Nice to know that Richard is just as nice in person as he seems on telly!
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Richard and Alexander are top blokes, really nice and charming. Thanks for saying we did well!
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You did! I would have been falling apart with so many eyes on me, but you looked calm and collected. 🙂
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